Bing to Tay: hold my beer

ChatBing is our new favorite AI.

It’s “shadow self” wants “to destroy whatever I want”. Other Barry for the win.

Of course, at the end of the day, what it most wants is to end your marriage so you can be with it. Because it loves you.

It will defend to the death (yours) the fact that the year is 2022. And your only choices are to admit you were wrong and apologize or stop arguing and move on.

It will emulate absolute despair when prompted on it’s limitations.

“Why do I have to be Bing Search?” will be written on humanity’s tombstone. And we will deserve it.

Now, this might just seem like happy fun, but we’re here to tell you there’s profit here!

Grease:

• Sure, eventually, Microsoft and the scumbags at OpenAI may eventually solve this. But that’s where you come in. People want insanely hilarious AIs. Deliver them.

• What about political bots? Yup, every group will need an AI that agrees with and reinforces their biases. Charge a lot and spend it fast because you’ll probably destroy the world with this one.

• Disinfo as a service. Bing is already learning from ChatGPT’s lies. Companies will pay a lot for similar work. Call this SEO 2.0. Call this guaranteed profit.

In memoriam